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Written May 11, 2008 in creationism-is-stupid, dinosaurs, humor
(found on the net, and this is all I’ll say about creationism for the next few months)
When facing oncoming dinosaurs (particularly those less than 13 meters away), waving is not the best course of action. RUN LIKE HELL.
Source: Wikipedia.
Which brings me to my tyrannical fantasy. I want to take a journey 68 million years back in time to see a Tyrannosaurus rex couple mating. What was it like? Did they trumpet and bellow and stamp their feet? Did they thrash their enormous tails? Did he bite her neck in rapture and exude a [...]
‘cos it’s Valentines day - Evolution, by Langdon Smith:
When you were a tadpole and I was a fish
In the Paleozoic time,
And side by side on the ebbing tide
We sprawled through the ooze and slime,
Or skittered with many a caudal flip
Through the depths of the Cambrian fen,
My heart was rife with the joy [...]
From the simply beautiful “Mid-Cambrian Morning” by Rosemary Mosco.
(c) Rosemary Mosco
If you’re anything like me, you’re worried about the potential for attacks by velociraptors. I am not alone.
Thankfully, FlashBang studios have released a beautiful simulation to help prepare your for the inevitable raptor invasion:
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Go play it now.
Said the little Eohippus,
“I am going to be a horse!
And on my middle finger-nails
To run my earthly course!
I’m going to have a flowing tail!
I’m going to have a mane!
I’m going to stand fourteen hands high
On the psychozoic plain!”
The Coryphodon was horrified,
The Dinoceras was shocked;
And they chased young Eohippus,
But he skipped away and mocked.
And they laughed [...]
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