But as Singapore cements its position as a financial services hub and top regional tourist destination, the Government is trying to persuade locals to speak standard English. The Government says mastery of English is imperative to raise living standards.
In The Onion – Archaeologists Unearth Lousiest Civilization Ever:
Archaeologists working in a remote section of the Amazon Rainforest announced Tuesday that they have discovered the ancient remnants of what they claimed may be the lousiest civilization in human history.
According to Dr. Ronald Farber, a professor from the University of Minnesota who [...]