In The Onion – Archaeologists Unearth Lousiest Civilization Ever:

Archaeologists working in a remote section of the Amazon Rainforest announced Tuesday that they have discovered the ancient remnants of what they claimed may be the lousiest civilization in human history.

According to Dr. Ronald Farber, a professor from the University of Minnesota who is leading the excavation, the “half-assed” culture existed from about 450 B.C. until 220 B.C., when it abruptly disappeared—an event he said was “honestly no big loss” for our understanding of human culture.

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  1. Shibui says:

    We all ARE aware this is a joke story, right?

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